Sidh
“Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.”
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June 2013
43 posts
“The guy who invented applause must have looked like an idiot when he first tried it out.”
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“No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!”
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“BTW! My hard drive crashed yesterday. I’ve emailed the NSA but they’re refusing to send me a copy of their backup…”
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“Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog.. like everyday just to check on you..”
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“Times have changed so much now.. Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell. We text or call to say we’re outside.”
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“Once I wake up I stay in bed for like 2 hours on my phone.”
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“I don’t get why people find drunk texts annoying.
You’re the person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t even function properly.” —
You’re the person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t even function properly.” —
“Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.”
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